Unicorn Poop
A legendary Thug Pug creation that combines GMO's funky garlic power with Sophisticated Lady's refined sweetness. Known for heavy resin production and a complex terpene profile that satisfies both hash makers and flower connoisseurs.
Genetics & Lineage
Unicorn Poop represents what happens when Thug Pug Genetics crosses two powerhouse cultivars: **GMO (Garlic Cookies)** brings the funk with its chemmy, garlicky profile and extreme resin production, while **Sophisticated Lady** adds layers of sweet berry and floral notes with a refined structure. The result is a strain that hits you with an initial wave of funky garlic and gas, followed by a sweet, berry-tinged exhale that keeps you coming back.
This is a true hybrid that leans slightly indica in effects but maintains enough sativa lineage to keep the mind engaged. The GMO parent contributes its legendary bag appeal and sticky, greasy resin, while Sophisticated Lady brings stability and an elevated terpene complexity that makes each phenotype a unique exploration in flavor.
Terpene Profile
The **Unicorn Poop terpene profile** is where this strain truly shines. Expect a complex bouquet that starts funky and savory, then transitions into sweet and fruity undertones. This isn't a one-dimensional profile — it evolves on the palate and in the jar over time.
The first whiff is pure GMO — funky, garlicky, almost offensive to the uninitiated. But stick with it. The sweet berry notes from Sophisticated Lady emerge on the exhale and linger on the palate. This is a strain that rewards patience and proper curing.
Growing Unicorn Poop
**Growing Unicorn Poop** isn't for beginners, but experienced cultivators will find it rewarding. This strain demands attention during the flowering phase — expect heavy feeding requirements, significant stretch, and dense bud development that can be prone to mold if humidity isn't managed.
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Height ManagementExpect 2-2.5× stretch in early flower; top or LST heavily in veg to control height
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Feeding ScheduleHeavy feeder; increase P-K ratios during mid-to-late flower for maximum resin production
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Humidity ControlKeep RH below 50% after week 5 to prevent mold in those dense, resinous buds
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DefoliationAggressive defoliation at day 21 and 42 of flower helps airflow and light penetration
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TemperatureLower temps (65-70°F) during late flower to enhance resin production and terpene retention
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Harvest WindowDay 56-63; watch trichomes closely — cloudy with 10-20% amber for best effects
This strain's resin production is insane. Your trimming scissors will gum up fast — keep ISO alcohol and extra blades nearby. The greasy, sticky trichomes are what hash dreams are made of, but they're a trimmer's nightmare.
Flower Quality & Hash Potential
Unicorn Poop is a **washer's delight**. The trichome heads are large, greasy, and plentiful. Fresh frozen material yields exceptional bubble hash with full-spectrum terpene expression. Flower rosin also performs well, though the greasy resin means you'll need to dial in your micron bags and press temperatures to avoid blowouts.
Effects & Experience
The **Unicorn Poop strain effects** are powerful and long-lasting. This is not a wake-and-bake strain unless you're experienced. Expect a cerebral rush that hits behind the eyes within minutes, followed by a creeping body high that settles into your muscles and keeps you glued to the couch. Perfect for evening use, pain management, or anyone seeking deep relaxation.
Best Clone Pairings
Looking to diversify your garden while maintaining a similar grow style? These clones pair perfectly with the growth habits and environmental needs of Unicorn Poop:
Frequently Asked Questions
Unicorn Poop is a cross of GMO (Garlic Cookies) and Sophisticated Lady, bred by Thug Pug Genetics. This combination creates a funky, garlicky profile with sweet berry undertones and exceptional resin production.
Yes, absolutely. Unicorn Poop is a premier hash strain with large, greasy trichome heads that wash beautifully. Fresh frozen bubble hash yields are excellent, and the terpene profile remains loud through extraction.
Unicorn Poop typically finishes in 56-63 days (8-9 weeks). Most growers harvest around day 60 for the perfect balance of terpenes and potency, watching for cloudy trichomes with 10-20% amber.
Unicorn Poop has a difficulty rating of 7/10. It requires attention to feeding, humidity control, and aggressive training due to significant stretch. Experienced growers will be rewarded, but beginners may struggle with its demands.
